kurodai, student/teacher au, 2.1k words.
morning lectures are ill-advised, emotionally draining, and patently ridiculous.
kuroo can name at least three different philosophical theories from this month’s lesson plans alone that would justify him sending a mass email to his class to tell them he’s canceling class for the day—better yet, the week—so he could go back to sleep. unfortunately, there are just as many theories that would tell him otherwise; it’s those theories (not to mention the more immediately looming pressure of real-life responsibilities and consequences) that make him sit up and disengage himself from the bedcovers.
it’s seven a.m. on a wednesday, and kuroo is yawning, drowsy, and reluctant to leave the microcosm of his bed. he always is, but the urge to stay is stronger when daichi is rolling over and pulling at his shirt, pulling him back, pulling him down for his first kiss of the day.
*knocks on your door*
Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sail.
Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.
It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.
Invest in bisexuality today!
Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!
Miyuki slips on the damp tile, flailing a bit before he manages to catch himself, and bursts into raucous laughter.
I’ll be waiting for you in the future.
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
It was this guy:
Charles II, huge royal babe and 17th-century fashion icon.
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
or maybe its because its an incredibly unhealthy but extremely popular representation of the bdsm lifestyle and is going to spell disaster for millions of young couples trying it out for the first time after seeing the movie
kittens waking up (x)
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